(Sung to the tune of Mamma Mia by Abba)

I’ve been eating at you since you first opened
And today I saw your new sign, saying bring in a friend
Look at me now, I eat here too much
I’m a big cow but I just passed the salad bowl
For sausage I’d barter my soul
Just one taste and I hear Pavlov’s bell ring
One more taste and I will eat everything, o-o-o-oh

Pizzaria, here I eat again
Oh, my, how can I resist you?
Pizzaria, tummy’s grown again
Oh, my, just how much I missed you
Yes, I’ve been to the slice bar
More than once I’ve been so far
Oh, why do you have to tempt me so?
Pizzaria, now I really owe
A bill I’m afraid to have to show

I’ve been hungry and bad about my weight loss with you
I can’t count all the times that I’ve avoided you
But then I’m here, with a coupon too
The buffet is near and I can’t stay away too long
You know that I’m not that strong
Just one taste and I hear Pavlov’s bell ring
One more taste and I will eat everything, o-o-o-oh

Pizzaria, here I eat again
Oh, my, how can I resist you?
Pizzaria, tummy’s grown again
Oh, my, just how much I missed you
Yes, I’ve been to the slice bar
More than once I’ve been so far
Oh, why do you have to tempt me so?
Pizzaria, even if I stray
Oh, say, to my local Subway
Pizzaria, you just have to say
Oh, say, Two-for-one and I’ll stay

Pizzaria, here I eat again
Oh, my, how can I resist you?
Pizzaria, tummy’s grown again
Oh, my, just how much I missed you
Yes, I’ve been to the slice bar
More than once I’ve been so far
Oh, why do you have to tempt me so?
Pizzaria, now I really owe
A bill I’m afraid to have to show